I want pizza

bite-me-assbutt:

angemicwings:

my-dp-is-misleading:

danneelackels:

#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created

bitchesters

Bitching People

Judging Things

The Family Business

inquietumbellator:

potatoes-in-a-casket:


You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

Reblogging for the comment.

inquietumbellator:

potatoes-in-a-casket:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

Reblogging for the comment.

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

littleblackangelwings:

oldsportyspice:

When you get a test and you actually understand all the questions.

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Oh my god, I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.

sim0nbaz:

foxsan:

shuttersmiley:

sourcedumal:

jackthebard:

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.

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Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

Isaac Asimov.

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

dekutree:

if your name is spelled wrong according to microsoft word, then you on the red carpet babe shine on